danosauremily

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

metalliccolouredtitan:

*deep breath*

THERE IS SOMETHING VERY WRONG WITH THE GENERAL MALE MENTALITY WHEN I, AS A MALE WITH MANY FEMALE FRIENDS, HAVE TO FREQUENTLY PRETEND TO BE MY FRIENDS’ BOYFRIEND SIMPLY SO OTHER DUDES WON’T BE CREEPY AND FUCKING GROPE THEM

THERE IS SOMETHING VERY WRONG WITH THE GENERAL MALE MENTALITY WHEN THEY RESPECT COMPETITION MORE THAN THE ACTUAL PERSON THEY’RE TRYING TO GET WITH

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prozdvoices

prozdvoices:

sorceress-botan:

prozdvoices:

A Dramatic Reading of the Dora the Explorer Theme Song

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Anonymous asked:

Have you done a dramatic reading of the Dora the Explorer theme song?

This one got…a little….weird.

Calm your titties.

So they used a Spanish word in an opening for a show about a bilingual child. Is it really so shocking?

I’ve never heard the ni hao Kai Lan opening but if the same were to happen there but in Chinese would you seriously react the same way?

Also, shame on you for not making it to the “Swiper no swiping” Part.

#can’t you just google the lyrics instead of listening to the theme 30 times? 

Whoa, now, hold on there.  I just want to make it clear that I am not at all making fun of the fact that they used a Spanish word.  I’m making fun of the fact that I had to listen to it over and over again and I am 23 years old.

And the reason WHY I had to listen to it on repeat is because THIS is what you get when you try to use Google.

Boots that super cool exploradora

Boots and super cool as Dora, Dora

Boots and super-cool explorer Dora

boots, that super cool explorer, dora!

boots and supercool exploradora!

boots, that super cool explora, dora!

Boots Is Super Cool Explorer With Dora

Apparently what this verse actually is will be a mystery till the end of time.

heeare

carry-on-my-wayward-nun:

virginsplayground:

sad-butsassy:

shinnomew:

my-littletony:

vixen7:

I’m crying.

ITS BACK

“You’re the worst friend ever” in a monotone voice
I’m very happy

"I will rip your fucking throat out"

I TRIED TO NOT REBLOG BUT THEN I COULDNT

WATCH IT ALL THE WAY THROUGH

youmeatslx

grey-violet:

thorin-and-twerkteam:

emotional abuse is when someone does something to hurt you, and when you express your feelings, that you’re upset, they turn it around to be something you did to hurt them and they force you to apologize for it, and your feelings, like always, are rendered invalid and silenced, forever damaging the ability to trust others with your feelings because they always are used against you.

this is important because so many people don’t know this

youmeatslx
chanel-pale:

fakinq-glory:

whorchacha:

fakinq-glory:

today was my last day in my creative writing class and my teacher gave everybody a piece of paper to write down a contract and to put it in our wallets. she said she did the same thing when she was younger and every now and then she’d brush by it and remember that she wanted to write. everybody took time to write out what they wanted and I just sat at the back of the class, sitting on the windowsill and I knew there was only one thing to write but I couldn’t bring myself to do it. at the end of the class after everybody left, I went to thank her for the year, and she told me that people should be reading my words for a long time, but they won’t be able to do that if I’m not around to write them. I showed her the blank piece of paper, and she said it was okay not to write anything, and then I wrote this. I learned the power of words in that class, I learned it was okay to vomit up half a dozen notebooks stained with blood and exploded pens because it means you have something to say.

steph you’re all over my dash

literally posted this 2.5 seconds ago wow

this is so amazing

chanel-pale:

fakinq-glory:

whorchacha:

fakinq-glory:

today was my last day in my creative writing class and my teacher gave everybody a piece of paper to write down a contract and to put it in our wallets. she said she did the same thing when she was younger and every now and then she’d brush by it and remember that she wanted to write. everybody took time to write out what they wanted and I just sat at the back of the class, sitting on the windowsill and I knew there was only one thing to write but I couldn’t bring myself to do it. at the end of the class after everybody left, I went to thank her for the year, and she told me that people should be reading my words for a long time, but they won’t be able to do that if I’m not around to write them. I showed her the blank piece of paper, and she said it was okay not to write anything, and then I wrote this. I learned the power of words in that class, I learned it was okay to vomit up half a dozen notebooks stained with blood and exploded pens because it means you have something to say.

steph you’re all over my dash

literally posted this 2.5 seconds ago wow

this is so amazing